Thursday, December 20, 2012

Salutations Amigos...

As you can clearly see by my title, I'm a Scooter Lover. I don't mean the toy kind that relates with roller skates, bicycles, and all that other stuff that makes boys fantasize about becoming some form of Tony Hawk. I mean my dog...Scooter....

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OK, so you finally found out I fall under the 25% of human beings that love their pet dog (the other 75% either prefer cats over dogs, neither, or both). I adore my pet, because he is filled with the wonderful innocence that we once had when God first created us. Until Eve fell into temptation, of course. My companion is not only man's best friend: He's Stephanny's best friend too.... - - - - - Wow, that was cheesy... In the end, I am Scooter-Lover.

But, I don't just love Scooter. I love my fiancee, my family, my view on how delicate and wonderful life is, and most importantly God. (God is number one. Don't you ever, ever, ever forget that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

*EVER*

I love snow, I water, I love stripes and red lipstick and "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition". Yup I love all those things, but not as much as God, my fiancee, or Scooter.

Hopefully, you don't already think I some kind of weirdo with no social life. Because I'm not. *Insert cheesy smile*. I've always had the desire to have a blog, but I never began one because I always had the fear that no one would like it, or I would run out of topics to blog about. (I mean, really, who doesn't feel that way). But then it hit me...WHAT WAS I THINKING??????!!!!!! I should write a blog not for the satisfaction of having multiple people act like they like me, that was facebook is for. I should have one because I want to connect with the other people who are streaming on the inter-web bored out of their minds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAM!

No, I'm just kidding, but I do really want to connect with people out there.
Every one! Anyone....some one? Please?

And maybe in this coo-coo universe my dog can understand what I'm blogging about, and he'll be like,
"Yay! My human blogged about me on the inter-web. I trained her alright-SQUIRREL!"